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Tennessee Makes Special Delivery to NCAA: Lane Kiffin

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For the past several months the University of Tennessee and the NCAA have been feverishly negotiating the notice of allegations that UT released Wednesday. The damage to the Volunteer athletic program was significant, but it wasn’t crippling. Why? Because Tennessee handled the NCAA, a bureaucratic agency that answers to its own regulations and precedent as it sees fit, just about as well as a university can.

By that I mean that Tennessee immediately retained heavyweight attorney Mike Glazier, who specializes in these investigations and is worth his weight in gold. Whatever legal fees the Vols paid him in 2010 and ’11, Tennessee got the best bargain for its money in college football this side of Cam Newton. They ought to retire his gavel on the ring of honor at Neyland Stadium.

In earlier drafts of the notice of allegations the Volunteer football program was set to take a hit for a major violation, a failure to monitor, alongside Lane Kiffin. Then, voila, Glazier worked his magic in the last two weeks and not only managed to avoid a direct hit to the football program, but he delivered Lane Kiffin’s head on a silver platter to the NCAA.

Throughout this investigation, according to multiple sources, the goal of Tennessee was to isolate the football violations and place them squarely upon Lane Kiffin and his staff. Ultimately the Vols succeeded in going state’s evidence and making Lane Kiffin football’s fall guy.

A few months ago, Bruce Pearl said he missed Lane Kiffin being in Knoxville because Kiffin would always put his foot in his mouth and get the attention off Pearl. Well, Pearl got his wish. For one last time, Kiffin delivered the Volunteer basketball coach the ultimate gift, on a day that Pearl got slammed with seven major violations, a great deal of attention has shifted to the only real surprise from the notice, Kiffin’s being hit with two major violations of his own.

Let’s dive in and consider six other major takeaways from the notice of allegations arriving.

 

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Tennessee Receives NCAA Notice of Allegations; Lane Kiffin Cited

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The NCAA has cited former Tennessee coach Lane Kiffin with a failure to monitor charge in a Notice of Allegations letter released by the University of Tennessee on Wednesday. Overall, the school was charged with 9 major violations, two in football — both tied to Kiffin — and seven in basketball.

The story was first reported here by FanHouse earlier this month.

Kiffin has also been hit with a failure to promote an atmosphere of compliance charge. The levying of these two charges against the former coach rather than the Vol program represents a last-minute appeal by Tennessee to avoid the saddling of the program itself with the penalties. Instead, Tennessee deftly stepped aside and served up the head of Kiffin to the NCAA.

Meanwhile Bruce Pearl, head basketball coach of the University of Tennessee was cited by the NCAA for, per the UT release, “impermissible contact with prospective student-athletes during an unofficial visit, acting contrary to the principles of ethical conduct, failure to promote an atmosphere of compliance, and failure to monitor the activities regarding compliance of all assistant coaches within the men’s basketball program.”

The majority of these charges stem from Pearl’s lying about having junior recruits over to his house for a barbeque. Hosting juniors at the home of a head coach is a secondary violation, but Pearl’s lie made the matter a major violation that led to a dock in pay, an eight-game SEC suspension, and more punishment to come, potentially, from the NCAA.

While Tennessee declined comment other than posting the letter, Pat Haden, the athletic director at USC, released this statement in support of Kiffin:

“We have received from the NCAA a notice of allegations against Lane Kiffin pertaining to his tenure as the head football coach at Tennessee. The NCAA enforcement process provides for Tennessee and Lane to address those charges. Until that process is completed, it would be unfair and premature for me or USC to comment on this matter.”

“However, I will say this: Since his return to USC last year as our head football coach, Lane has been vigilant in making sure he and the football program follow the NCAA’s rules and compete the right way. Lane has my support as our head football coach.”

For his part, Kiffin, who declined comment when FanHouse broke this story, released the following statement: “On the advice of my legal counsel, we cannot comment other than to say we look forward to working through the process with the NCAA.”

Tennessee will have 90 days to respond to the NCAA’s notice of allegations and then will appear before the Committee on Infractions in early June.

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Carmelo and Amar’e Will Win Championship In New York

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At long last the New York Knicks are relevant again. After years of punchless collapse, after Isiah Thomas nearly ran a storied franchise into basketball oblivion, the Knicks are back. Kind of.

Carmelo Anthony isn’t the savior of New York Knick basketball, but he is a missing piece that will allow the creation of a championship-contending team. Was he expensive? Yes. But did the Knicks overpay? Not if being relevant is the goal, they didn’t. Carmelo is the third piece in the puzzle that will eventually lead to the return of meaningful playoff games, probably this year, at Madison Square Garden. (The days of Patrick Ewing seem long ago now, don’t they?)

Carmelo is the third piece in a four-part puzzle that may well deliver a championship to the Big Apple. First, came the addition of Coach Mike D’Antoni. Next, came Amar’e Stoudemire — and the miss with LeBron — now comes Carmelo Anthony, a player without LeBron’s panache or talent, but a player that will help to make the Knicks a bona fide contender in the Eastern Conference for the next four or five seasons.

Especially, be still your beating heart Knick fans, once the Knicks make a serious run at Deron Williams, Chris Paul or Dwight Howard. That run at the fourth piece to the championship puzzle may require salary cap juggling, but it will happen. And when it does, the long national nightmare of Knick fans will be over.

 

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All That and a Bag of Mail: Treeson Takes Center Stage

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If you gave me 50 guesses which state would feature a pair of historic campus trees being intentionally poisoned by a rival fan base, I would guess Alabama every time. Nothing in that state surprises me.

Granted, Alabama and Auburn is the best rivalry in all of sports, but it also has a toxic fan hate that produces pure insanity. When NBC news travels to Auburn to report on the insanity of your state’s football obsession on a national news broadcast, it’s not a good sign.

The latest absurdity in the Alabama-Auburn rivalry comes via Harvey Updyke, a 62-year-old retired Texas state trooper who allegedly poisoned the trees at Toomer’s Corner. Now that he’s free on bail and in need of a lawyer — I volunteered to be his attorney, pro bono, on Twitter — can you imagine the insanity that would come from a jury trial?

This would have to be televised, right?

I’d watch every minute. Who does Updyke call as character witnesses? His children, and I’m not making this up, who are named Crimson and Bear? Greg McElroy? Paul Finebaum? Certainly not Nick Saban who issued a statement condemning the act. The entire trial would be a circus. And I think you’ll probably need a trial because I don’t know if the local district attorney would be able to plea this case down. Not if he wants to keep his job anyway. Local residents are going to demand zero leniency.

 

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Alabama-Auburn Rivalry Reaches New Low: Tree Poisoning

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Sweet Home Alabama, where skies are so blue (and the trees are rotting from poison).

It’s come to this, the 130-year-old oaks in Auburn‘s majestic Toomer’s Corner have been poisoned and are in the process of dying. A 62-year-old man from Dadeville, Ala. was arrested Thursday in connection to the tree-poisoning, but anyone with an IQ above 16 — insert SEC fan joke here — suspected Alabama Crimson Tide partisans were to blame from the outset. After all, no one else hates Auburn this badly. Not even close. Now the South’s biggest mystery since Who shot J.R.? is unfurling across the region.

It’s a whodunnit bedecked in moonlight and magnolias — “To Kill a Mockingbird” meets to “To Kill an Oak Tree.”

Somewhere in Monroeville, Ala., the South’s most famous living writer, Harper Lee, is quietly shaking her head. A tree-hating Boo Radley’s afoot. Who could be so diabolical? Will ESPN refashion it’s “Never Graduate” commercials to replace the nursing home partisans with botanical assassins? Or will the network just give up on satirizing the rivalry. After all, you can’t satirize crazy. And every time we think we’ve seen the most ridiculous SEC antic, the state of Alabama is always there to remind us that we were sorely mistaken. Nope, they’ve seen your crazy and raised it beyond the point of contemplation.

How crazy are football fans in Alabama? Everyone in the rest of the SEC even thinks they’re crazy. Think about this for a moment: the rest of the people in college football’s biggest insane asylum have a profound respect for the insanity that is Alabama. But this latest mess, the killing of the trees, left Auburn fans comparing the trees dying to the murder of family members. Seriously. When I tweeted this consoling message to Tiger fans: “Auburn fans: The trees aren’t dead because Cam Newton doesn’t know the trees are dead. NCAA concurs,” one of my followers was aghast:

@jeramye: “thanks Clay. I feel like a family member was murdered and you are making more Cam jokes. STFU”

He really wrote this. Other Auburn fans backed him up.

 

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Fans Will Blame Players for NFL Lockout

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As the NFL’s lockout calendar draws increasingly near, negotiations between the Players Association and the owners is already becoming too complicated for the average fan to follow.

Yesterday, brought news that the owners filed a complaint with the NLRB claiming that the Players Association was engaging in unfair bargaining practices. As part of that complaint, the NFL cited the player union’s threat to decertify in the event the owners lock out the players.

The decertification by the NFLPA would mean the NFL would be in danger of antitrust charges because Collective Bargaining Agreements countenance some forms of antitrust activity, the antitrust exemption, so long as that antitrust activity is bargained for by two parties acting in good faith. Remove that exemption and the NFL could face serious issues when 32 teams are acting in concert with one another.

Is your head spinning from that information?

I know it is.

And things are only going to get more complicated from here. That means that fans, who just want the damn games played, are going to tune out the day-to-day babble surrounding the negotiations.

The Other Side


We expect players to act like inmates. The owners of the asylum are supposed to take the high road, only they seem to have lost the map.
David Whitley on why the owners are at fault in the NFL labor dispute
Those details will be significant to a tiny minority of the overall fan base. And the information, misinformation, accusations and counter-accusations are going to be flying so fast and furious from both sides that you’ll need a law degree and 20 years of labor relations practice under your belt, to actually be able to parse the significant information. Nope, instead of enmeshing themselves in the details the fans are going to blame someone if come September there are no games.

And I’ll tell you who eventually is going to end up being blamed for the impasse by the vast majority of fans — the players.

 

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All That and a Bag of Mail: Tim Higgins Blows a Call Edition

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In a key SEC basketball game Thursday night, referee Tim Higgins blew a call against Alabama‘s JaMychal Green. I went back and watched the entire play in super slo-motion HD and there was no doubt that Green stayed in bounds. I even snapped a screen shot of the sideline tight-roping and posted it on Twitter. You can see that picture here, which shows that the closest Green came to the baseline still left him well inbounds. You can also see Higgins has a perfect angle on the call and still blows it, which, for anyone who regularly watches college basketball, is an all too common occurrence.

No sport in America is more impacted by officiating, not even the corrupt NBA, as much as college basketball. The referees call too many games, are too influenced by road crowds — as a recent Sports Illustrated study confirmed — and calls are often arbitrary and inconsistent. As someone who loves college basketball and has seen many games from courtside, refereeing is simply atrocious. Tim Higgins is one of the worst. As evidenced by the picture above, even when he’s in perfect position he’s incapable of making the right call. This wasn’t a block/charge, this wasn’t a foul of discretion or interpretation, it was a simple play, in or out, and Higgins bungled it.

Completely.

Anyway, for Vanderbilt fans who thought John Jenkins was fouled at the end of the Florida game, you got your wish, blown calls have now evened out in your favor. Our beaver pelt trader of the week is UConn backup quarterback, Johnny McEntee with his trick shot quarterbacking video.

You’ll love it.

And without further ado, on to All That and a Bag of Mail.

 

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Of Mark Sanchez and the Pratfalls of Teenaged Romance

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Mark SanchezNew York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez is 24 years old and has already won four road playoff games in his career. But he was no match for a 17-year-old ingenue whom he met in a New York City nightclub.

Now that Deadspin and the New York Post have tag-teamed this story, we know that Sanchez and the17-year-old high school girl had a sexual relationship of sorts. Somewhere the writers for “Gossip Girl” are kicking themselves for not exploring this storyline, pro quarterback dates popular high schooler. (And you thought hooking up in high school was tough when you only had to compete with high school quarterbacks).

Sanchez is already coming in for a degree of criticism that I don’t remember existing for Jerry Seinfeld or Kobe Bryant, two other grown men who dipped down and dated 17-year-olds. The Seinfeld story is even more absurd. He was picking up his girlfriend, Shoshanna Lonstein, at her high school when he was 40.

What I want to focus on is this: the girl in this case is no victim and Sanchez didn’t do anything wrong. Reflexively, that’s the response, blame the older man, in this case the quarterback. That isn’t fair in this case.

Consider what we know, first the 17-year old finagled her way into a New York city club that was for ages 21 and up. Second, when she met Sanchez at this club and gave him her number according to Deadspin she actually referenced her age: “You know I’m 17, right?” she remembers saying. “Well, we can still talk, but I can’t see you until you’re 18,” Sanchez said. “Actually,” E.K. (Deadspin chose not to picture or name the girl in question, but the New York Post had no such qualms) replied, “17 is legal in New York.”

 

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Dale Earnhardt Is the Greatest NASCAR Driver of All-Time

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In 10 days it will be the 10th anniversary of Dale Earnhardt Sr.’s death.

The Intimidator was struck down on the final lap at the 2001 Daytona 500 when his car slammed into the wall at turn four. After nearly three decades of racing, the impact didn’t look that serious compared to some of his past wrecks. But, as Earnhardt well knew, angles matter, inches matter, milliseconds matter. And Earnhardt’s wreck hit the wall at the precise angle at the precise inch and at the precise millisecond that was most disastrous. One-hundred and sixty miles an hour, life to death in an instant. The impact of Earnhardt’s crash fractured the base of his skull and left all of NASCAR in mourning.

Now, 10 years after his death, it’s easier to consider Earnhardt’s own legacy in racing. And that legacy is undisputed, Dale Earnhardt is the greatest race car driver in the history of the sport. We can run down a roster of accomplishments — his seven championships, tied for the most all-time — his 76 racing wins in 677 races, and his legacy that continues to this day through his son, Dale Earnhardt, Jr., who owes much of his popularity to a latent love affair of racing fans to his daddy. But what stands out the most is this fact, Earnhardt brought racing to the masses.

 

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All That and a Bag of Mail: Alabama Fax Girl Edition

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Alabama DancersOn Wednesday, the South’s national holiday — signing day — took over the region. Four-stars and five-stars become celebrities for putting hats on their heads. Or posing with cuddly bulldog puppies. Bulldog puppies that, sigh, it might be necessary to use as a replacement for UGA VIII given his recently untimely demise after just six games. Maybe it’s time to get some new genes into that bulldog family tree. Just an idea.

In the meantime, let’s go ahead and crown our beaver pelt trader of the week. Her name is Briana Baisden and if you ever wondered whether the people who are obsessed with recruiting suffer from a heterosexual sex deficit that would make prisoners look lame, Baisden’s ascension to Internet sex symbol proves the deficit. What did Baisden do? She retrieved a letter from Alabama’s fax cam — yes, this exists — in her Crimson Cabaret dance uniform. The resulting Internet pandemonium over her thigh’s public airing even made officials in Riyadh blush. The Internet, which basically exists as a flesh emporium, still has the ability to titillate by showing virtually nothing at all. So awesome was the uproar over Baisden’s bum — the skirt that launched a million e-mails — that the Southeastern Conference felt compelled to issue a public rebuke to Alabama.

I’m not making that up.

As many of you have emailed, the league office was quicker to chastise Alabama for this than it was, and has been, to publicly condemn Auburn for the entirety of the Cam Newton escapade.

Anyway, Briana is our beaver pelt trader of the week. On to All That and a Bag of Mail.

 

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